As we begin to see a little melt off here in my new Midwestern home, I'm inspired to reflect a bit about winters I've spent in other places, at other times in my life. Here, winters are much like those in New York/New Jersey, where I lived for 25 years. But I haven't lived in that region for a long time so I've forgotten about things like dirty, ugly snow on the side of the roads and trying to walk anywhere when sidewalks are only 50 percent cleared, at best.
Here, then, are some reflections on winters past.
Thoughts about an impending snowstorm:
Here, then, are some reflections on winters past.
Thoughts about an impending snowstorm:
- East Coast—*%#@ my car will be snowplowed in. Again.
- Midwest—Maybe I should invest in that snow blower.
- Colorado—Righteous! Where's my snowboard?
- Dallas—What's a snow shovel?
- East Coast & Midwest—Thank God for fashionable boots.
- Colorado—Thank God for snowshoes.
- Dallas—Thank God for closed-toe pumps.
- East Coast & Midwest—Throw another log on the fire!
- Colorado—Load up that wood stove.
- Dallas—Where is that fireplace remote?
- East Coast & Midwest — Find a hill and go sledding.
- Colorado — Find a mountain and go skiing.
- Dallas — Find a laptop and go shopping.
- East Coast — That &^# rodent is never right.
- Midwest — Oh, that Punxsutawney Phil is just the cutest, dontcha know.
- Colorado — Who cares? It's sunny all year long here!
- Dallas — Let's book a flight to Cancun!


